In Part I, I started answering some of the weirdest questions I’ve been asked as a psychic. In this part, the questions just get weirder.

The Weirdest Questions I’ve Been Asked (So Far):

Q: Can you go back in time? Can you do x, y, z thing for me in the past so my future is different?

A: As in, can I time travel? If I could, I certainly wouldn’t use it to make sure you first wife didn’t catch you cheating on her with her sister.

Q: Can you contact aliens? What message do they have for us?

A: I’ve never contacted aliens, and I don’t think I want to try, but if I did, I would imagine the message wouldn’t be something we’d like.

Q: Can you move objects with your mind? Here – move this thing.

A: You move it.

Q: Do you know Miss Cleo?

A: Sure. She and I hang out all the time with Charles Xavier and Carrie White, moving things around at random people’s requests or contacting aliens to convey messages to you that we go back in time to give you in the past.

Q: Why don’t you work for free?

A: Why don’t you work for free?

Q: How come you don’t use your powers for good, like to stop crime?

A: Actually, I did do a small stint as a police psychic, which is a story for a later time, but there isn’t actually a lot of demand for police psychics.

Further, if you know the myth of Cassandra, clairvoyants and psychics are usually not believed until after the fact. It’s also not against the law to potentially commit a crime. I can’t call the police on someone who I know will commit a crime, and it’s not entirely legal to interfere with someone’s life or property in order to stop a potential crime.

However, I think I do use my powers for good by helping people here, through my website.