Strangest Questions, Strangest Answers?

As a professional psychic, I’m often asked questions that may seem…strange. These may be questions people wouldn’t normally ask of people. They may be questions that people wouldn’t even think to ask of other people. Some of them, when you step back, are actually rather amusing. Yet, some of them are just plain weird.

Here are some of the strangest questions I’ve ever been asked:

Q: How come you’ve never won the lottery?

A: Who says I haven’t? Still, I think I have better explained this elsewhere.

Q: Do you know that I’m about to ask you a question?

A: Yes, but that’s because I’m a person. Did you know I was going to answer that way?

Q: Can you speak to John Lennon/Michael Jackson/David Bowie for me?

A: Maybe. The question is if they want to speak to you.

Q: Do you know what color underwear I’m wearing?

A: I don’t want to know.

Q: Guess what I’m thinking!

A: No.

Q: When you were a kid, did you use your psychic ability to answer tests?

A: Sometimes, though it didn’t always work. Asking a ghostly friend was always a crap shoot, and I couldn’t learn through osmosis like Edgar Cayce.

Q: Does your wife expect you to read her mind?

A: Yes, but just the same way that most wives expect their husbands to read their minds. My wife and I have an agreement: I don’t violate her psychic boundaries, and she doesn’t violate mine.

Q: Can you have sex with ghosts?

A: Can I have sex with ghosts, or can everyone? No. Despite some people’s insistence, you can’t engage in physical sex with a being that doesn’t have a physical body.

Q: Did you make a pact with the devil?

A: Everyone is born with psychic ability, and some of us have more natural ability than others. If I made a pact with the devil to get psychic powers, then so did everyone.

Look for Part II.